Can someone please translate this tagalog paragraph to english?

i cant find a translator online so im asking you guys. please try to translate thiis:



Kung nakuwangan ang loyal fans nila Sam Milby ug Anne Curtis sa bag-o pa lang nga natapos nga Maging Sino Ka Man 2 tungod kay wala sila magkadayon dinhi, pwes pagmaya kay sama sa balita sa Banat Hugyaw adtong Domingo, final na gyud nga magpares sila sa pantaserye nga 'Dyosa" Sa ABS-CBN. Tsika sa source sa Pang Masa gawas ni Sam, nagpadayon usab ang negosasyon aron malakip sa maong serye sila si Luis Manzano ug Zanjoe Marudo. Samtang dungan sa maong balita migawas usab ang tsika nga kanunay nga komedyahan karon si Anne sa production staff og: "Doon (GMA), Sirena ka lang, dito (ABS-CBN), Dyosa ka!,"Pak! Kahinumduman nga gidungog nga gitanyag ngadto ni Anne ang role nga Dyesebel, pero gibalibaran niya tungod kay happy siya isip Kapamilya.



Pwes, gipaabot nga magtigi ang Dyosa ni Anne ug Dyesebel ni Marian sa primetime.Can someone please translate this tagalog paragraph to english?
If the fans of Sam Milby and Anne Curtis of the just finished Maging Sino Ka Man 2 * are disappointed because they were not able to come here, then rejoice! Just like the news from Banat Hinugyaw** last Sunday, it is final that the two will pair up for the fantaserye*** "Dyosa" ****for ABS-CBN*****. According to the source, Luis Manzano and Zanjoe Marudo will co-star in this series. Along with this, news also came that the production staff jokes with Anne "There (GMA*****), you were a mermaid, here you are a goddess!" We recall that it was rumored that the role of Dyesebel ****** was offered to Anne, who turned down the role since she is happy with Kapamilya *******.



Hence, we are anticipating for the rivalry of Anne's Goddess and Marian's Dyesebel in primetime (tv slot).







*Name of movie of tv show, I'm not sure

**Might be a magazine or a new show

***genre of show - fantasy series of soap

****Name of new show - meaning "Goddess"

***** ABS-CBN is the channel

****** GMA - rival channel network of ABS where Anne once played a mermaid in a soap series

******* Marian is an actress recently made famous by the Filipino remake of Marimar.

******* Dyesebel is the name of the infamous Philippine Mermaid

******** "Kapamilya" is also ABS, while GMA is "Kapuso"



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the language is Cebuano, another Filipino dialect.Can someone please translate this tagalog paragraph to english?
this is not tagalog. Maybe an another dialect.

i am a native tagalog speaker