Translate English to Tagalog please?

Could anyone help me translate the following sentences to Tagalog?:



"hahaha i didnt even go to that school, but the status i got fits me anyways!!"



I'm a girl, if you need to know that in order to write the correct sentences. hihihi



I DON'T WANT IGNORANT BASTARDS THAT USE ONLINE TRANSLATORS TO ANSWER ME, NOR PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE A CLUE!Translate English to Tagalog please?
"hahaha i didnt even go to that school, but the status i got fits me anyways!!"



your sentence is a bit tricky. im not sure of what you are trying to say. if it is translated word by word, it'll have different meaning than what you are really trying to say.



hahaha hindi nga ako nagpunta sa paaralang iyon, pero ang lagay/status ng nakuha ko ay ayos naman.



or



hahaha hindi nga ako nagaaral sa ganong paaralan, pero kahit na, ayos naman ang lagay/status ng nakuha koTranslate English to Tagalog please?
well it means-haha hindi ko kahit na pumunta sa paaralan, ngunit and kalagayan ko got akma sa akin! i dunt know how to say anyways srry!

i hope this helps.