Translate English to TAGALOG please?

Could anyone translate the following sentences to Tagalog please?:



"Oh well my friend, you will never know how i manage to learn! I am pinay remember? Hhahahaha!"



Only native speakers!

(For the rest of you people who suggest google translators, you can just go pull off your asshair)Translate English to TAGALOG please?
The phrase has a hanging sentence "how I manage to learn.......what".

Anyhow, this is the translation:



O sige, kaibigan ko. Hindi mo malalaman kung papaano ko matutuhan (iyan o ito). Pilipina ako, hindi mo natatandaan? Ha ha ha ha.



It can also be translated this way depending on the intention of the speaker.



O sige, kaibigan ko. Matutuhan ko rin iyan (o ito) at hindi mo malalalaman kung papaano ko napagtanto. Tandaan mo, Pilipina ako. Ha, ha. ha, ha, ha.Translate English to TAGALOG please?
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