Translate English to Tagalog please?

Could anyone help me translate the following sentences to Tagalog?:



"hahaha i didnt even go to that school, but the status i got fits me anyways!!"



I'm a girl, if you need to know that in order to write the correct sentences. hihihi



I DON'T WANT IGNORANT BASTARDS THAT USE ONLINE TRANSLATORS TO ANSWER ME, NOR PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE A CLUE!Translate English to Tagalog please?
LOL @ Artemis... im a native speaker and i only understand part of your translation!



this is the easy, informal tagalog/filipino translation:



"hahaha di ako pumunta sa school (eskwelahan/paaralan) na yon pero/ngunit ang status na nakuha ko eh ayos lang sa akin!!."



the words inside the parenthesis are the formal and rarely used equivalent of school. we adapt most english word as it is. for example, TV, BUS, OVEN, MALL etc... and we call, often times, the language of younger filipino generation the "modern" tagalog or Taglish (tagalog+english).



words with forward slash are interchangeable.



the sentence "but the status i got fits me anways!!" is kinda tricky and i cant think of a word-for-word translation so what i did is i translated it based on its contextual meaning.Translate English to Tagalog please?
Hi, The Filipino`s dont have a word for "Anyways!"



Your translation would be - "

hahaha ako ay hindi kahit na pumunta sa paaralan, ngunit ang kalagayan ako got akma sa akin"



Regards.